Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:58 pm

Surprise to me, but apparently many people put him somewhere between Ted Cruz and Santa snowball jokes on the likability scale. Why? It's hard to say. Very, very hard to say. But we can try here.
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby 1 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:25 am

Rhys Hoskins uses the zipper method, but doesn’t signal.
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby The Dude » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:28 am

so far it's milty, who hates the phillies, and monkey, whose advice was to get off the board to experience the dislike, even though he lives in helsinki or thailand
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Ace Rothstein » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:12 am

He eats cheesesteaks with a fork and knife
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby gr » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:20 am

At a Nats game, friend said his scoreboard headshot looked like Matthew Lillard, so that carries it's own factor with it.
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:27 am

I take issue with the word indescribable. As a lout, he can be described quite well.
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:29 am

Thinks Rocky V was the best Rocky movie.
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Titlehungry » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:29 am

He once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Bucky » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:33 am

As a toddler, liked Alex from Stohs better than Spuds McKenzie
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Uncle Milty » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:05 am

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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Bucky » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:37 am

you've taken our little joke way too far
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:18 am

cereal masturbator.
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:22 am

Monkeyboy wrote:cereal masturbator.


this is confusing, does he jerk off Cheerios or Corn Flakes? Or does he masturbate into a bowl of Cheerios?
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:27 am

He runs his toothbrush under the faucet after he puts the toothpaste on it.
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Werthless » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:53 am

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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Phred » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:23 am

Holy crap. I am guilty of doing 2 or 3 of these and we're still on the first page. Time to re-evaluate my life.
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby CFP » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:30 am

Phred wrote:Holy crap. I am guilty of doing 2 or 3 of these and we're still on the first page. Time to re-evaluate my life.


Burger King? Really?
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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:51 am

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:cereal masturbator.


this is confusing, does he jerk off Cheerios or Corn Flakes? Or does he masturbate into a bowl of Cheerios?


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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby Phred » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:07 am

CFP wrote:
Phred wrote:Holy crap. I am guilty of doing 2 or 3 of these and we're still on the first page. Time to re-evaluate my life.


Burger King? Really?


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Re: Rhys Hoskins: Indescribable Lout

Postby D2S » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:19 am

He drives 65 mph in the left lane with nobody in front of him. NOBODY IN FRONT OF HIM!
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