END THIS STUPID THING ALREADY: Phillies Offseason

Re: END THIS STUPID THING ALREADY: Phillies Offseason

Postby 06hawkalum » Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:16 am

Rev_Beezer wrote:How did I miss that Harper is Mormon? Makes sense given where he grew up. Also, that means some congregation will get a nice lift from this contract, since LDS congregations require 10% of all members income, to the point that they also ask for tax returns for proof.


Gotta pay the the toll if you want to get into heaven.
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Re: END THIS STUPID THING ALREADY: Phillies Offseason

Postby SwingOnThis » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:09 am

Mormons get their own planet i think.
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Re: END THIS STUPID THING ALREADY: Phillies Offseason

Postby 06hawkalum » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:16 am

SwingOnThis wrote:Mormons get their own planet i think.


That's some damned expensive real estate!
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Re: END THIS STUPID THING ALREADY: Phillies Offseason

Postby 1 » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:52 am

SwingOnThis wrote:Mormons get their own planet i believe.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.
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Re: END THIS STUPID THING ALREADY: Phillies Offseason

Postby Uncle Milty » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:57 am

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SwingOnThis wrote:Mormons get their own planet. I believe.
Drunk and stupid is no way to be remembered but it is an easy way to forget.

But I took them away from all that. Now they work for me.
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