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Postby Trent Steele » Wed May 26, 2010 12:04 pm

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I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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Postby Trent Steele » Wed May 26, 2010 12:06 pm

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I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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Postby Bakestar » Wed May 26, 2010 12:12 pm

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Postby Trent Steele » Wed May 26, 2010 12:14 pm

The members of the Centipede are Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie and Akihiro Kitamura. The Japanese actor screams in subtitled Japanese, perhaps because he will broaden the film's appeal among Asian horror fans. In the film's last half, the two actresses don't scream at all, if you follow me.
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Postby BigEd76 » Wed May 26, 2010 12:16 pm

Repost from the locked thread:

Where does the Hyatt/Bellevue parking garage exit onto? Chancellor St.? Do you have to go onto 15th then Locust to go northbound on Broad?
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Postby seke2 » Wed May 26, 2010 12:43 pm

BigEd76 wrote:Repost from the locked thread:

Where does the Hyatt/Bellevue parking garage exit onto? Chancellor St.? Do you have to go onto 15th then Locust to go northbound on Broad?

there's actually 2 exits, one onto locust where you can just make a left and then go left on broad. i think the other goes chancellor to 15th and you can wrap around that way.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed May 26, 2010 1:16 pm

y'all should check out some of Jake and Dinos Chapman's work. much more disturbing than that doll centipede thing.
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Postby uncle milt » Wed May 26, 2010 2:55 pm

california was the only state in 2009 to have had one of its ten worst tax debtors and governor be former co-stars of a christmas movie.
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Postby Bucky » Wed May 26, 2010 3:19 pm

ed it looks like seke hooked you up, but for reference i have found google street view to be invaluable in this type situation. who knew it had a practical application!!
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Postby BigEd76 » Wed May 26, 2010 4:38 pm

That's what I use for all trips, but there are still some side roads where the Google van didn't go down and get pics (like Chancellor St. in this case), plus the site markers are sometimes shifted...
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed May 26, 2010 4:48 pm

"Google van" sounds like it would be, uh, ...

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Postby The Dude » Wed May 26, 2010 8:44 pm

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Postby Marion » Wed May 26, 2010 9:34 pm

yessss
"I tell all kids not to use that word. If they're 29 and they win the World Series, I think they can say that.
But I definitely would say to all the kids out there, 'Kids, it's a bad word. Don't say it. And I'm dead serious.' "
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Postby td11 » Wed May 26, 2010 9:52 pm

from last friday to this friday, this might shape up to be an all time worst week for meeeeee.

it's k bc it's summer after that. trying to make a road trip to big sur happen. top that, dirty jerz
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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed May 26, 2010 9:53 pm

My road trip hopes decline precipitously when my BAC is 0.0
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Postby td11 » Wed May 26, 2010 10:03 pm

:lol: oh that's right. i forgot you were fasting
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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed May 26, 2010 11:11 pm

So is a job that pays $13 an hour with 40 hours a week pretty much guaranteed with possible bonuses pretty good for a 19 year old?
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed May 26, 2010 11:13 pm

you are 19 and talk all that smack on your elders?
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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed May 26, 2010 11:16 pm

Don't let my age fool you. I'm much smarter than you.
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Postby td11 » Wed May 26, 2010 11:17 pm

he's basically mpmcgraw.

and yes, that's pretty good money, nc.
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