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Postby td11 » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:55 pm

"also, they might see my dong"
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:57 pm

She prefers to call it her face poker.
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Postby uncle milt » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:38 pm

when i first started my job, i got put for a few weeks at a desk in a different department while i waited on one in my own. i sat amongst a bunch of women. one morning, i was listening to a tenacious d cd on my computer, and somehow pulled my headphones chord partially out (so you still hear it, but everyone else can too at a fraction of the full volume) right at the beginning of "F her gently". dude.
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Postby PrattRules » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:53 pm

uncle milt wrote:when i first started my job, i got put for a few weeks at a desk in a different department while i waited on one in my own. i sat amongst a bunch of women. one morning, i was listening to a tenacious d cd on my computer, and somehow pulled my headphones chord partially out (so you still hear it, but everyone else can too at a fraction of the full volume) right at the beginning of "F her gently". dude.


Not to be that story topper guy, but at my old internship, this guy at the cubicle next to me had his phone on speaker for a client. Then his angry wife called, but he still had the phone on speaker. She said something about him having a small dick and then he took it off speaker. We both pretended like it never happened.
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Postby Philly the Kid » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:33 pm

It's so much more fun to read through threads with people on Ignore.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:07 pm

uncle milt wrote:when i first started my job, i got put for a few weeks at a desk in a different department while i waited on one in my own. i sat amongst a bunch of women. one morning, i was listening to a tenacious d cd on my computer, and somehow pulled my headphones chord partially out (so you still hear it, but everyone else can too at a fraction of the full volume) right at the beginning of "F her gently". dude.

At least it wasn't (the obviously NSFW)...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9t46Zdq6n8[/youtube]
...don't think "sucky f***y sucky f***y" would've went over well in such a situation.
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Postby The Dude » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:00 pm

so my dad has surgery tomorrow at 6 am and decided happy hour tonight was a good way to prep
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Postby Rev_Beezer » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:21 pm

Could be worse.
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Postby The Dude » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:28 pm

yeah, just thought he'd be home by now
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Postby Bucky » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:48 pm

Well, we might be able to see Aurora Borealis (the northern lights) all the way in the mid-atlantic region tonight. Look to the north around midnight, preferably with a flar northern hemishpere view and very little city light.
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Postby my cousin mose » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:13 pm

well, depending on the time, he may be in one spot

or SEVERAL
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Postby The Dude » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:01 pm

barry can you send cops over to get these people below me
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Postby 1 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:17 am

i'm still amazed that i can watch other people play cards on TV at more or less any hour of the day
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Postby pacino » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:44 am

so i was jumped last night and my wallet was stolen. do i have to get a new SS card???
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:59 am

wow. you alright? what happened?
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:02 am

god damn reading
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Postby BassGuiFloyd » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:07 am

pacino wrote:so i was jumped last night and my wallet was stolen. do i have to get a new SS card???


Sorry to hear that.

http://ssa-custhelp.ssa.gov/app/answers ... urity-card.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:51 am

How is Miami if you're an out of shape whiteboy who hates the heat? Is there stuff other than beaches and clubs down there?
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:54 am

hookers and blow
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Postby The Dude » Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:59 am

i was not a big fan, I was there the week before xmas. i twas 88 and humid. I couldn't find any really cool places to hang out

edit: didn't have a lot of time to look, with work, though.
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