Shut up, Merry Christmas, and Other Random Thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:03 pm

It's like they never heard of cutting either. We've come a long way.

I can't remember seeing anything in school, but I must have seen Skinny and Fatty about twenty times on the Afterschool Special.

I loved the film even though as a skinny kid the message that I shouldn't pick on kids three times my size seemed a bit confusing to me. Maybe I should have told Steve Kasner how much I liked it and he wouldn't have tried to sit on me again.

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Postby phatj » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:57 am

Is that from Full Metal Jacket?
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Postby Fusilli Jerry » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:54 am

Had to chuckle. Up late and watching a rerun of Meet the Press. Joe Biden just mentioned "the Underpants Bomber."

Never change, Joe. Never change.

Update: They finished up the segment talking about Cliff Lee and the Phillies! Awesome.
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Postby drsmooth » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:20 am

they really need to just go ahead & run those Zales commercials continuously, cutting out any of that annoying filler content in between them

I would volunteer to participate in an experiment where the question was 'how many diamonds would I have to cram up the nose of whomever came up with those commercials to cause him/her to pass out and begin coughing up blood?'
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Postby The Dude » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:20 am

haven't had internet or cable at home since tuesday :(
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:53 am

this is pretty funny once you gets in its groove: http://whenparentstext.com/
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:47 pm

Houshphandzadeh wrote:this is pretty funny once you gets in its groove: http://whenparentstext.com/


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Me: It’s just an expression. Magoets rhymes with totes so people say it.
Dad: I think life is just passing me by
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:53 pm

This made me laugh

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Postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:54 pm

i'm enjoying that site quite a bit housh

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:04 pm

My aunt passed away today. My grandma and grandpa have outlived all three of their kids. Hopefully whatever sucky genes they passed on skip me. :shock:
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Postby phatj » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:17 pm

CrashburnAlley wrote:My aunt passed away today. My grandma and grandpa have outlived all three of their kids. Hopefully whatever sucky genes they passed on skip me. :shock:

Why do you hate your children?

Also, sorry about your aunt.
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Postby CrashburnAlley » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:30 pm

phatj wrote:
CrashburnAlley wrote:My aunt passed away today. My grandma and grandpa have outlived all three of their kids. Hopefully whatever sucky genes they passed on skip me. :shock:

Why do you hate your children?

Also, sorry about your aunt.


I'm the guy who wants to spare the world of my genes, 'member? :-P

I wasn't too close to her since she lived in Georgia (her family actually attended church and were friends with John Smoltz). I think I may have seen her once or twice in my lifetime.

Barring a tragedy, it seems like it's very uncommon for both parents to outlive all of their kids, especially with as many as three. I wonder what the stats say about that.
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Postby Bucky » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:39 pm

Ya know, I can't even imagine how your grandparents must feel. That's not the way it's supposed to work- people ain't supposed to bury their own. (That's what Herman Munster said in "Pet Semetary"). It must be a horrible feeling. Although having grandkids my lessen the sting just a bit...
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:16 pm

TO would be a perfect Met
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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:19 pm

this site is funny too. similar to the parents texting one.


http://damnyouautocorrect.com/
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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:26 pm

CalvinBall wrote:this site is funny too. similar to the parents texting one.


http://damnyouautocorrect.com/


This was funnier to me than it should have been:


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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:37 pm

I'm always amazed that there are hundreds of comments on Facebook items posted by the Phillies or other sports teams I follow

And then I realize I have almost 50000 posts on a Phillies message board and have no room to talk in the matter
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:41 pm

And the only reason you posted that was to get closer to 50k AMIRITE?!
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:42 pm

More like in the face of paper writing, sharing useless observations seems like more fun than it usually does
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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:42 pm

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