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Why dont we do it in the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby FTN » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:27 pm

like right here
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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:28 pm

That cop deserved to be lied to.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Postby td11 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:28 pm

meatball wrote:I've been thinking of designing a t-shirt that has my basic stats on it to wear out to bars.

SINGLE
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
EASY
HAVE A JOB
LOOKING FOR A SPINNER


:lol:
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:29 pm

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Postby td11 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:29 pm

Barry Jive wrote:That cop deserved to be lied to.


it's story time, friend
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Postby td11 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:30 pm

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Image

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no, no, yes, NO
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:31 pm

you wouldn't hit the black one?

also, #4 is eager to please
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Postby meatball » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:34 pm

#1 would probably get exhausting after a while.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:05 pm

hair expansion is without a doubt the worst part of getting older
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Postby Didn't I? » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:10 pm

#4 looks clingy
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:11 pm

products for which I use the women's version:
razors
deodorant
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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:12 pm

td11 wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:That cop deserved to be lied to.


it's story time, friend


We were blasting music. Mofo put me on the wall and gave me the third degree about it even though I turned it down before I answered the door. It was funny though, he asked me how many people were in the apartment and I told him four, which was the truth. He was all "party's over!" and went up and people were just chilling. Then he chastised me while his partner (they sent two cop cars! For a loud music call!) wrote up his investigate premise paperwork. I was laughing my ass off when they left. Dude was such a hardass.
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Postby phatj » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:12 pm

td11 wrote:
meatball wrote:I've been thinking of designing a t-shirt that has my basic stats on it to wear out to bars.

SINGLE
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
EASY
HAVE A JOB
LOOKING FOR A SPINNER


:lol:

This is #$!&@ genius, right here. If I ever find myself single I'm absolutely doing this.

Maybe do it like the
John&
Paul&
Ringo&
George.
shirts
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:14 pm

Barry Jive wrote:
td11 wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:That cop deserved to be lied to.


it's story time, friend


We were blasting music. Mofo put me on the wall and gave me the third degree about it even though I turned it down before I answered the door. It was funny though, he asked me how many people were in the apartment and I told him four, which was the truth. He was all "party's over!" and went up and people were just chilling. Then he chastised me while his partner (they sent two cop cars! For a loud music call!) wrote up his investigate premise paperwork. I was laughing my ass off when they left. Dude was such a hardass.

he was definitely really shocked that there were just four of us. totally expected a big ass party
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Postby lethal » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:36 pm

So I'm probably going to Hawaii this summer. Would it be lame to go on the LOST tour? Doesn't that make me a hypocrite for making fun of tourists to NYC taking the Seinfeld or Sex and the City tours?
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Postby phatj » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:39 pm

lethal wrote:So I'm probably going to Hawaii this summer. Would it be lame to go on the LOST tour? Doesn't that make me a hypocrite for making fun of tourists to NYC taking the Seinfeld or Sex and the City tours?

Never watched LOST, but that sounds pretty lame, and yes.
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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:42 pm

I feel like going to a titty bar
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Postby Wolfgang622 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:45 pm

Barry Jive wrote:I feel like going to a titty bar


I can honestly say I've never felt like that. Don't get strip clubs or their attraction at all.
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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:46 pm

I'm hung over and I feel like getting tits rubbed on me and I'm a fat slob so

Usually I don't get a hankerin but I haven't been in a long while
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Postby Woody » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:13 pm

mozartpc27 wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I feel like going to a titty bar


I can honestly say I've never felt like that. Don't get strip clubs or their attraction at all.


Hot naked women dancing and/or rubbing on you
Booze
Hand jobs-or-better-for-hire

What's not to get
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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