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by **PrattRules** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:13 pm

Houshphandzadeh wrote:also, is this the fourth time we've had the Subway discussion or the seventh?

Fine. When was the last time you pissed/pooped yourself? I pissed myself five months ago on my birthday.

by **The Dude** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:15 pm

Grotewold wrote:you ever drop in some thinly sliced gherkens

not yet i haven't, but that's crazy enough to work you son of a bitch

by **Woody** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:15 pm

Grotewold wrote:you ever drop in some thinly sliced gherkens

in a manner of speaking

by **phatj** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:23 pm

I was assuming jerkin his gherkin was what made the egg salad special

by **The Dude** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:25 pm

go back to stealing material!

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:04 pm

there is a quiznos sub that had ranch and black olives on it. i liked that. i havent been to one in probably 3 years. there used to be 0 quiznos around here like 7 years ago but you always saw commercials. then about 6 popped up all within 20 minutes of my house. now we are back to 0.

by **Bakestar** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:07 pm

WheelsFellOff wrote:
Bakestar wrote:That sweet, bready scent

You make it sound so awful...

It's almost like synthetic bread, mixed with grease. I just... yuck.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:08 pm

PrattRules wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:also, is this the fourth time we've had the Subway discussion or the seventh?

Fine. When was the last time you pissed/pooped yourself? I pissed myself five months ago on my birthday.

Seven years ago. Leftover percs from hernia surgery + Yuengling = waking up on couch with pissed pants

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:15 pm

high schoolers are a pain in my ass.

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:19 pm

The Dude wrote:i would love to make each of you one of my special egg salad sandwiches

The only thing I hate more than an egg salad sandwich, is the sight of a bit of egg salad sandwich at the corner of someone's mouth.

I have the same aversion to tomato juice mustaches.

by **kopphanatic** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:21 pm

CalvinBall wrote:high schoolers are a pain in my ass.

That's what write-ups are for.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:22 pm

make em do community service at Trent's church

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:22 pm

Houshphandzadeh wrote:well don't hold out, how was the sandwich dood

Oh,it was fine for what it was. I'm in another campaign to cut a lot of fat out of my diet, so I like Subway just because I can leave off the cheese and pile on pickles and stuff so I'm not absolutely starving afterward, and add spicy mustard so it's not completely tasteless. It does the job.

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:28 pm

kopphanatic wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:high schoolers are a pain in my ass.

That's what write-ups are for.

im a sub. im not gonna be that sub that cant handle kids and just writes them up. makes me look bad. i dont need that.

by **kopphanatic** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:29 pm

If it's necessary, I do it. I don't do it willy-nilly, but if a kid does something really out of line, I don't hesitate.

I haven't kicked a kid out of the room yet.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:30 pm

We've been trying to prepare you. You have to get better at mocking and belittling them in front of their peers. Take down the alpha male and the pack is yours.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:31 pm

On your first day you have a choice between kicking or surrendering ass

by **Bucky** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:45 pm

ah, the 'ol "kicking or licking" crossroad

by **PrattRules** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:05 pm

This is the first month I was ever a top 10 poster (by volume). Gotta keep it up.

by **phatj** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:15 pm

I might have been top 10 in January 2007, when there were like 20 members.

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