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Postby PrattRules » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:13 pm

Houshphandzadeh wrote:also, is this the fourth time we've had the Subway discussion or the seventh?


Fine. When was the last time you pissed/pooped yourself? I pissed myself five months ago on my birthday.
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Postby The Dude » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:15 pm

Grotewold wrote:you ever drop in some thinly sliced gherkens


not yet i haven't, but that's crazy enough to work you son of a bitch
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Postby Woody » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:15 pm

Grotewold wrote:you ever drop in some thinly sliced gherkens


in a manner of speaking
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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Postby phatj » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:23 pm

I was assuming jerkin his gherkin was what made the egg salad special
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Postby The Dude » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:25 pm

go back to stealing material!
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:04 pm

there is a quiznos sub that had ranch and black olives on it. i liked that. i havent been to one in probably 3 years. there used to be 0 quiznos around here like 7 years ago but you always saw commercials. then about 6 popped up all within 20 minutes of my house. now we are back to 0.
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Postby Bakestar » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:07 pm

WheelsFellOff wrote:
Bakestar wrote:That sweet, bready scent


You make it sound so awful...



It's almost like synthetic bread, mixed with grease. I just... yuck.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:08 pm

PrattRules wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:also, is this the fourth time we've had the Subway discussion or the seventh?


Fine. When was the last time you pissed/pooped yourself? I pissed myself five months ago on my birthday.

Seven years ago. Leftover percs from hernia surgery + Yuengling = waking up on couch with pissed pants
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:15 pm

high schoolers are a pain in my ass.
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Postby swishnicholson » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:19 pm

The Dude wrote:i would love to make each of you one of my special egg salad sandwiches


The only thing I hate more than an egg salad sandwich, is the sight of a bit of egg salad sandwich at the corner of someone's mouth.

I have the same aversion to tomato juice mustaches.
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Postby kopphanatic » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:21 pm

CalvinBall wrote:high schoolers are a pain in my ass.


That's what write-ups are for.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:22 pm

make em do community service at Trent's church
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Postby swishnicholson » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:22 pm

Houshphandzadeh wrote:well don't hold out, how was the sandwich dood


Oh,it was fine for what it was. I'm in another campaign to cut a lot of fat out of my diet, so I like Subway just because I can leave off the cheese and pile on pickles and stuff so I'm not absolutely starving afterward, and add spicy mustard so it's not completely tasteless. It does the job.
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:28 pm

kopphanatic wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:high schoolers are a pain in my ass.


That's what write-ups are for.


im a sub. im not gonna be that sub that cant handle kids and just writes them up. makes me look bad. i dont need that.
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Postby kopphanatic » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:29 pm

If it's necessary, I do it. I don't do it willy-nilly, but if a kid does something really out of line, I don't hesitate.

I haven't kicked a kid out of the room yet.
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:30 pm

We've been trying to prepare you. You have to get better at mocking and belittling them in front of their peers. Take down the alpha male and the pack is yours.
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Postby Grotewold » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:31 pm

On your first day you have a choice between kicking or surrendering ass
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Postby Bucky » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:45 pm

ah, the 'ol "kicking or licking" crossroad
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Postby PrattRules » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:05 pm

This is the first month I was ever a top 10 poster (by volume). Gotta keep it up.
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Postby phatj » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:15 pm

I might have been top 10 in January 2007, when there were like 20 members.
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