RANDOMONIUM SUMMER 2011

Re: RANDOMONIUM SUMMER 2011

Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:31 pm

Just went to the post office, return with allergies flaring up and work assignments in the inbox that might prevent me from driving to Philly tonight to watch game seven. A devastating turn of events.

Not to mention the reason I went to the post office was to mail the government enough money to go to Chipotle every day from now until Christmas.
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Re: RANDOMONIUM SUMMER 2011

Postby PrattRules » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:35 pm

So a hot girl wants me to come over her apartment for some beer olympics on Saturday. The only problem with that is that I hate all her other friends. The chance I can mack it with her is less than 50 percent, but there's gonna be a beer. It's quite the conundrum.
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Re: RANDOMONIUM SUMMER 2011

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:51 pm

get drunk, win olympics, leave immediately?
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: RANDOMONIUM SUMMER 2011

Postby PrattRules » Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:00 pm

Knew I could count on you. It's just a bad situation where everyone knows each other and you're there too. These people are asshat and won't generate conversation with me, excluding me from their circle. I would have to cling to some group of people and charm them, hoping they don't talk about their #$!&@, insignificant personal matters amongst each other. To complicate matters, I don't think I have anything else to do Saturday, as my other friends will be in New York or at a concert. Maybe if I drink heavy enough, I can just make fun of all of them and bang the girl.
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Re: RANDOMONIUM SUMMER 2011

Postby Grotewold » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:02 pm

Pratt rules - I hear ya but you gotta go
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