Fred I was born a Random Man

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby td11 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:59 pm

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby pacino » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:05 pm

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby EndlessSummer » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:08 pm

I can't believe anyone uses Colgate toothpaste. It's like the white bread of dental care. No wonder so many people have bad breath.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby phatj » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:13 pm

EndlessSummer wrote:I can't believe anyone uses Colgate toothpaste. It's like the white bread of dental care. No wonder so many people have bad breath.

I use Kirkland toothpaste. It's like... the Kirkland white bread of dental care.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby Rev_Beezer » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:27 pm

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby Swiggers » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:37 pm

Sensodyne.

I never noticed how different it felt/tasted until I had to use something else recently.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:45 pm

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Bill McNeal wrote:I'm trying to convince my wife to take a cruise in October, November or December, just the two of us and leave the kid at her folks or my folks, but she doesn't feel comfortable with that, which sucks. We live ~2 hours from any family and she never wants to hire a babysitter or ask someone we know down here to watch him for a few hours, so we pretty much never get a night out together (or separately for that matter), or do anything except "kid stuff".



Obviously I hate to play the role of social assassin but you need to nip this #$!&@ in the bud. You're wife is being an idiot and she could cause both of you to be in counselling. Honestly you should probably seek it out now. Taking a vacation without the kids re-energizes you and enables you to give more as a parent. A date night once a month or even once every two weeks reminds you guys why you're married and it's NOT just to serve as farmers to your kids. Your wife is being unreasonable and it's dangerous.

This is only going to get HARDER with two kids. Go take a babymoon. If you want, I'm happy to call her up and tell her the same stuff. Tough love.


Well that's really what I wanted to do was take a babymoon, go to Mexico or the Virgin Islands or some such place and just sit on the beach for a week. I did attempt to get the ball rolling on this, and we have some success brewing, a woman that I used to work with has a daughter my sons age and she is going to watch him for an hour one night next week. If that goes well, which it willl, then we might start getting a date night here and there. I'm going to keep on trying for a babymoon, I really think a 3 day cruise to nowhere out of New York or Baltimore isn't too much to ask for. In that case our son would be with either her parents (who successfully raised 3 kids) or my parents (who successfully raised 2 kids) and I'm sure a cruise ship has internet access, so she can still check in via email and know that everything is fine and we can have a few days to ourselves and, like you said in your follow up post, connect with our unborn child. I think that's a great point, and I'm absolutely going to use it.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby Bucky » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:47 pm

so bill you have two siblings? :P
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:47 pm

/bucky

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby PrattRules » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:46 pm

I don't see why anyone would ever favor white bread over wheat. Wheat is one of the few foods that tastes good and is better for you too. I don't think white is cheaper.

My Big Three (assuming kaiser rolls or something of the like is not available)

1. Potato- for rolls- horrible for your health
2. Wheat- for most sandwiches
3. White- last resort

I wish I ate Rye bread more. I feel like I never see it anymore.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby Bucky » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:50 pm

i think white tastes better?
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:53 pm

Bucky wrote:i think white tastes better?


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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:54 pm

white tastes better than wheat
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby PrattRules » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:55 pm

ugh, you guys
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby pacino » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:56 pm

Rye is great
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:57 pm

The ocean is rough/has waves that are breaking for the first weekend in a long time
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby wogglymaster91 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:01 pm

Potato bread trumps all.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby PrattRules » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:01 pm

wogglymaster91 wrote:Potato bread trumps all.


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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:13 pm

Whites awful. Usually go with the jew rye or wheat.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Postby phatj » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:17 pm

My parents never, ever bought white bread, so I got the taste for wheat very young. I like white bread now but I'll almost always opt for whole wheat or something like it if I'm getting a sandwich.
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