On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby dajafi » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:21 pm

I think the ideal masseuse is a woman who's about a 4, to use the ol' scale: not nearly attractive enough to get you self-conscious let alone aroused, but not unattractive enough that you have thoughts like "what is this beast that's touching me"?

Though it might be that I feel this way because pretty much all the (few) massages I've received over the last eight years or so have been from women who broadly fit this profile, and they've all been pretty much awesomely relaxing.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:56 pm

dajafi wrote:I think the ideal masseuse is a woman who's about a 4, to use the ol' scale: not nearly attractive enough to get you self-conscious let alone aroused, but not unattractive enough that you have thoughts like "what is this beast that's touching me"?

Though it might be that I feel this way because pretty much all the (few) massages I've received over the last eight years or so have been from women who broadly fit this profile, and they've all been pretty much awesomely relaxing.


You probably want a girl big enough to get all those knots out too.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:59 am

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby mcare89 » Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:17 am

jerseyhoya wrote:Geelong Cats 4 life

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:10 am

Does anyone care that Saturday mail delivery is ending? I'm actually happy about it, as I rarely get anything good in the mail. My mother is trying to convince Lil' Vulture to write her a letter. Lil' Vulture has absolutely no interest in this.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby PrattRules » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:03 am

TenuredVulture wrote:Does anyone care that Saturday mail delivery is ending? I'm actually happy about it, as I rarely get anything good in the mail. My mother is trying to convince Lil' Vulture to write her a letter. Lil' Vulture has absolutely no interest in this.


I don't really care. I think it's a good idea by the post office though. I know they're currently hemorrhaging money, so this should put a little less stress on their collective wallet.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:46 pm

just went around the block to avoid an old ex and her boyfriend, feel like it's the polite thing to do
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:43 pm

You know,wondering around lasalle with no place to sleep. Nbd
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby PrattRules » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:46 pm

ffs
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:48 pm

My roomie has his gf over and for some reason unbeknownst to god there is a cop car sitting directly in front of my car in the parking lot. Balls.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby CalvinBall » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:52 pm

uh tell him to bite you. you have no where else to sleep.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:54 pm

He's my best friend and it's not that bad outside so I'm prolly just going to out wait their shift. At least I have BSG <3
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:54 pm

you could explain to the cop why you need to drive your car and see if he'll kindly move for you
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:06 pm

Im not driving my car I'm just sleeping in it. If he would just kindly move his car somewhere his high beams aren't on me that would be just great.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:06 pm

he probably thinks you're trying to do drugs then, dummy
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:11 pm

Dude I'm not even out there. Awkward much?
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:17 pm

then i don't know what you're talking about. go to sleep in a study hall
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:21 pm

Man mp is hammered
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:28 pm

Not uh. Probably going to go to my car in a few. Don't really care anymore. You work in the ghetto and your parked on the nice side of a university ? Really bro?
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