print $foo->randpattern("...")

print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:34 am

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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Bucky » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:37 am

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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:42 am

Just downloaded a Reddit app

Goodbye life
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:42 am

someone crashed an SUV into a house two blocks away from my residence this morning
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:43 am

someone pull the alarm
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:44 am

Two more hours for me

It's about 85 degrees in this #$!&@ room
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:45 am

I wonder if Arby's employees get free lunch
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:47 am

over the weekend my work cafeteria raised the price of soft pretzels from .25 to 1.95
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:50 am

That's insane
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:53 am

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I wonder if Arby's employees get free lunch


had to pay for lunch at Wendy's
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:57 am

Houshphandzadeh wrote:over the weekend my work cafeteria raised the price of soft pretzels from .25 to 1.95


how is that even legal
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby phatj » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:58 am

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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby mcare89 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:01 pm

I planned on waking up really early to write a paper this morning. I ended up postponing that by a few hours, and then finished the paper in 45 minutes. Good day so far.
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby z ipper » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:03 pm

we're going out to dinner tonight with another couple. we have a groupon for $40, which we paid $20 for. i figure the bill will come to around $60, plus tip so say $75. how should the remaining $35 be paid?
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Bucky » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:05 pm

you get credit for the $20 already proffered. So total bill=$55. Half = $27.50. They pay that, you pay 7.50.
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:08 pm

z ipper wrote:we're going out to dinner tonight with another couple. we have a groupon for $40, which we paid $20 for. i figure the bill will come to around $60, plus tip so say $75. how should the remaining $35 be paid?


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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Werthless » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:09 pm

z ipper wrote:we're going out to dinner tonight with another couple. we have a groupon for $40, which we paid $20 for. i figure the bill will come to around $60, plus tip so say $75. how should the remaining $35 be paid?

They pay $35. You've brought $40, so you're good. Bingo bango.
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:15 pm

Houshphandzadeh wrote:over the weekend my work cafeteria raised the price of soft pretzels from .25 to 1.95


Crazy. You can get like 50 of em for $5 at one of those shops then sell them for $.25 at work and still make profit
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby Werthless » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:21 pm

jamiethekiller wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:over the weekend my work cafeteria raised the price of soft pretzels from .25 to 1.95


how is that even legal

They should go to jailorz.
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Re: print $foo->randpattern("...")

Postby PrattRules » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:27 pm

In my freshman year of high school, we got six chicken fingers for $2.00. As of senior year, the price was $3.00 for three chicken fingers.
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