Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Trent Steele » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:15 pm

yeah
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Napalm » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:16 pm

lextra xarge xarge
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:29 pm

Seatbelts for life
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:31 pm

FORTHEKIDS
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:33 pm

#$!&@ thon
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:36 pm

my friend who works security and has almost nothing to do all day on his one 16-hour day a week said he jerks off like 5 times a day
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Napalm » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:44 pm

impressive. shake that mans hand and congratulate him
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby CalvinBall » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:46 pm

he jerks off 5 times while working? am i reading that correctly?
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Napalm » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:47 pm

probably during his shift, not when he's actually working.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:51 pm

yes, when you work security at an empty building for 16 hours and can't watch TV, i guess that's what you do
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby CalvinBall » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:52 pm

wow.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby PrattRules » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:55 pm

jesus christ
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby lethal » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:23 pm

Pickle Me Pete Ridiculously Spicy challenge raped my innards this morning.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:26 pm

Barry Jive wrote:my friend who works security and has almost nothing to do all day on his one 16-hour day a week said he jerks off like 5 times a day

He should find some good books or something. There are diminishing marginal benefits from jerking off after the first few.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Soren » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:30 pm

srsly do not think I could do 5 in 16 regardless of boredom
I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals. They were like from a movie. Better looking than Tom Cruise & stronger.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby pacino » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:34 pm

thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby 1 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:50 pm

i recognized the bus depot and goodwill. what did i miss, mr. reading?
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby pacino » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:53 pm

naber-hood laundromat and some used clothing store on penn st (there's a bunch of them so i'm not sure which one)
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Polar Bear Phan » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:58 pm

Soren wrote:srsly do not think I could do 5 in 16 regardless of boredom


You could also never have hot/spicy food that you eat with your hands.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby WilliamC » Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:21 pm

I had to take off a day of school once when I first discovered whacking, but I think I only did it twice and I took off because I injured myself.

That was an awkward note from mom(jk, I didn't tell her the reason).
Do it again!
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