Randomness For Its Own Sake

Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:58 pm

There should be some relationship between how often and how many people you have sex with and how often you change your sheets.
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby Doll Is Mine » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:59 pm

pacino wrote:
PrattRules wrote:I'm a pretty dirty man, but I amaze even myself with how seldom I wash my sheets.

people always say wash your sheets, and i do, but mine never smell. maybe only smelly people should wash their sheets.

cue DIM to call me dirty, again.


Now now, I simply suggested that you wash your hair more. Evidently, you wash your sheets as frequently as your hair.
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:02 am

once every 3-4 days appears to be just fine. gives me the right sheen.
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:04 am

pacino wrote:this sucks. over the past year my beard has all of a sudden decided to start growing quicker and quicker. i now need to shave almost everyday. i only had to shave every 3-4 days just a year ago. wha happen

puberty.
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:05 am

shut up.

i worry now because i always felt lucky since i was the only male in my family to not have back/shoulder hair. feel like i should brace myself.
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:08 am

My farts would violate the Geneva convention if they were used in combat.
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby SK790 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:11 am

wash my hair every day and my sheets every 6 months to a year. i'm selectively grimy.
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby Bucky » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:11 am

pacino wrote:if i spend about 30-50 bucks a month on amazon, is prime worth it?



depends on the urgency of your purchases. If you can wait a week or two, probably not. But once you get prime you'll probably do a lot more shopping there for stuff you'd normally go out for, even stuff like paper towels. boom, buy-it-now and they're at your house wednesday.

OR SHOULD I SAY HER HOUSE :lol:
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:30 am

Just saw the turnpike tolls went up for the 5th consecutive year for us archaic cash payers that don't need E-ZPass, and apparently the state has the option to raise the tolls every year for the next 45 years. Awesome
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby mickbayne » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:35 am

Is there a downside to having an E-ZPass? You can buy one at Acme. Seems like a no-brainer even if you don't use the turnpike daily.
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby kruker » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:36 am

BigEd76 wrote:Just saw the turnpike tolls went up for the 5th consecutive year for us archaic cash payers that don't need E-ZPass, and apparently the state has the option to raise the tolls every year for the next 45 years. Awesome


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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby Napalm » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:40 am

mickbayne wrote:Is there a downside to having an E-ZPass? You can buy one at Acme. Seems like a no-brainer even if you don't use the turnpike daily.

i don't want them tracking me man
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby mickbayne » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:41 am

Napalm wrote:
mickbayne wrote:Is there a downside to having an E-ZPass? You can buy one at Acme. Seems like a no-brainer even if you don't use the turnpike daily.

i don't want them tracking me man

lol yeah I guess there is that
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby JUburton » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:46 am

pacino wrote:if i spend about 30-50 bucks a month on amazon, is prime worth it?
Greatest invention of all time.

Also if you have a kindle you get access to a fair amount of free books. I read the hunger games trilogy and moneyball for free.
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby Bucky » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:46 am

BigEd76 wrote:Just saw the turnpike tolls went up for the 5th consecutive year for us archaic cash payers that don't need E-ZPass, and apparently the state has the option to raise the tolls every year for the next 45 years. Awesome



2% for us EZ passers also

10% for the flintstones
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby drsmooth » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:47 am

pacino wrote:if i spend about 30-50 bucks a month on amazon, is prime worth it?


yes

you can do this cost/benefit analysis - YOU CAN DO IT
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby Bucky » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:48 am

JUburton wrote:
pacino wrote:if i spend about 30-50 bucks a month on amazon, is prime worth it?
Greatest invention of all time.

Also if you have a kindle you get access to a fair amount of free books. I read the hunger games trilogy and moneyball for free.



good point, i forgot about that. Also, lots of free prime video stuff.
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby drsmooth » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:53 am

EZ Pass ownership is a pretty handy proxy for threshold intelligence level

present company excepted, AND ACcepted
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby drsmooth » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:53 am

SK790 wrote:wash my hair every day and my sheets every 6 months to a year. i'm selectively grimy.



whoa.

you know that skin condition you've got? Or you'll have soon if you don't have it now?

bedding so easy to wash, and feels so good when newly clean
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Re: Randomness For Its Own Sake

Postby bury me » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:56 am

which skin condition
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