Don't hate, fellate...random people

Don't hate, fellate...random people

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:42 pm

Got tested today. Yay.

I think I get tested for STDs much too often. I only get tested twice a year but it seems like six months fly by.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:43 pm

my #$!&@ is CLEAN.

my dating history is weird though
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:45 pm

Is this a philandering thread?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:45 pm

Soren wrote:my #$!&@ is CLEAN.

my dating history is weird though


Do you get tested?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:46 pm

Every day is a test.
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jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:46 pm

stop using glory holes?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Napalm » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:50 pm

rub some dirt on it
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Postby Grotewold » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:54 pm

brutal
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Slowhand » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:00 pm

I took a rather large chunk of my fingertip off with the cheese grater this morning.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:01 pm

Doll Is Mine wrote:
Soren wrote:my #$!&@ is CLEAN.

my dating history is weird though


Do you get tested?


I did when my current fiancée went on the pill.

I met my exwife when I was 18, she was a virgin. I got divorced when I was a 25, dated very little then met saves the world. She had never dated before.
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Postby Soren » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:03 pm

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:stop using glory holes?

Napalm wrote:rub some dirt on it

Grotewold wrote:brutal

Slowhand wrote:I took a rather large chunk of my fingertip off with the cheese grater this morning.

Napalm wrote:rub some dirt on it

Grotewold wrote:brutal
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:04 pm

Slowhand wrote:I took a rather large chunk of my fingertip off with the cheese grater this morning.


Fellate it.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:08 pm

be honest, is it easier getting laid as a single gay man than a single hetero man?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:13 pm

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:be honest, is it easier getting laid as a single gay man than a single hetero man?


Probably as a gay man, only because two men require very little wooing or convincing. The next time I wine and dine a man or vice versa will be the first time.

I pity my hetero friends. Poor dudes put too much effort for a simple handjob if that even.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:20 pm

Doll Is Mine wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:be honest, is it easier getting laid as a single gay man than a single hetero man?


Probably as a gay man, only because two men require very little wooing or convincing. The next time I wine and dine a man or vice versa will be the first time.

I pity my hetero friends. Poor dudes put too much effort for a simple handjob if that even.


so how does it work? You just ask if you can get a handy?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:28 pm

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:be honest, is it easier getting laid as a single gay man than a single hetero man?


Probably as a gay man, only because two men require very little wooing or convincing. The next time I wine and dine a man or vice versa will be the first time.

I pity my hetero friends. Poor dudes put too much effort for a simple handjob if that even.


so how does it work? You just ask if you can get a handy?


:lol:

Pretty much. Gay couples communicate much differently than do hetero couples.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:34 pm

damn my heterosexual genes
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Youseff » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:50 pm

the board seems really slow to me lately
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:57 pm

Youseff wrote:the board seems really slow to me lately

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:12 pm

Doll Is Mine wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:be honest, is it easier getting laid as a single gay man than a single hetero man?


Probably as a gay man, only because two men require very little wooing or convincing. The next time I wine and dine a man or vice versa will be the first time.

I pity my hetero friends. Poor dudes put too much effort for a simple handjob if that even.


so how does it work? You just ask if you can get a handy?


:lol:

Pretty much. Gay couples communicate much differently than do hetero couples.


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