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Re: Florida

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:56 pm

Shocking. Strippers are usually such well adjusted kids just working their way thru college.
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Re: Florida

Postby thephan » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:15 pm

Headline: (Florida) Woman denied Outback Steakhouse attacks parents, threatens to ‘kill’ them

A 28 year old's parents gave her the No Go for heading to the Outback so she punches mom a few times, then grabs a foot long (no #$!&@) knife and chases dad. If she showed half that initiative in her personal life she could be buying the #$!&@ Bloomin Onion.
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Re: Florida

Postby traderdave » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:34 pm

A tale so unbelievable it had to be told twice. :spam:
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Re: Florida

Postby azrider » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:44 pm

Only in florida where someone thinks it's OK to sell a cheesesteak on a sesame seed roll.

https://www.azfamily.com/man-upset-over-philly-cheesesteak-served-on-sesame-seed-bun/article_ec394972-7ce2-59b8-965f-d1441661fc50.html
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Re: Florida

Postby Slowhand » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:02 pm

How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!
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Re: Florida

Postby Swiggers » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:50 pm

Florida Woman has been on a roll lately.

Police: Florida substitute teacher purposely put human fecal matter in Sarasota park pavilion to ruin girl’s birthday party

https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/07/p ... e3IiE8Pv9Y
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Re: Florida

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:53 am

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Re: Florida

Postby JFLNYC » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:03 am

“That’s not MY rectum!”
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Re: Florida

Postby Slowhand » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:20 am

JFLNYC wrote:“That’s not MY rectum!”


"Rectum?! I don't even know em"
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Re: Florida

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:14 am

That's why it's always good to check the bus station seats before sitting down.

And to wear pants.
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Re: Florida

Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:03 pm

one in a million shot, Doc, one in a million.
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Re: Florida

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:29 pm

First syringes in the ass, now Rolexes in the vadge
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Re: Florida

Postby joboggi » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:37 pm

Too much sun in florida
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Re: Florida

Postby Swiggers » Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:42 pm

Florida woman danced naked outside Waffle House, licked employee's face, deputies say

https://www.971theriver.com/news/nation ... OMpss75LJ/
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Re: Florida

Postby thephan » Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:02 pm

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Re: Florida

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:30 pm

Our staff archeologist occasionally has to deal with unexploded civil war ordinance. He does not put it in his trunk, nor does he take it to Taco Bell.
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Re: Florida

Postby TomatoPie » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:31 am

Image
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Re: Florida

Postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:18 pm

Michael Cera has really let himself go.
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Re: Florida

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:56 pm

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Re: Florida

Postby traderdave » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:23 pm

TomatoPie wrote:Image


Stopped to feed a baby gator on their way to a Trump rally.
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