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Re: Florida

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:19 pm



What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach?

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Re: Florida

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:35 am

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Re: Florida

Postby thephan » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:17 pm

Total wtf. If you watch the video, wait for the sledge to appear.
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Re: Florida

Postby momadance » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:23 pm

This is peak Florida Man.
Titlehungry wrote:Nice celebration... whole team peed on the fans in honor or Tate's acquisition
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Re: Florida

Postby Slowhand » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:29 pm

Are we sure EVERYONE involved in that weren't on drugs?
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Re: Florida

Postby Napalm » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:29 pm

that felt like GTA but it unfolded so slowly and delicately. i like how the driver carefully maneuvered around everybody so as to not cause further damage
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Re: Florida

Postby momadance » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:56 pm

Napalm wrote:that felt like GTA but it unfolded so slowly and delicately. i like how the driver carefully maneuvered around everybody so as to not cause further damage


Obviously on the Sativa.
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Re: Florida

Postby thephan » Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:32 pm

Thanks for the Florida Man video. Got a lot of mileage. It was really sort of a double down with sledgehammer man making an appearance.
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Re: Florida

Postby ek » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:10 am

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Re: Florida

Postby momadance » Thu May 10, 2018 12:46 pm

Titlehungry wrote:Nice celebration... whole team peed on the fans in honor or Tate's acquisition
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Re: Florida

Postby azrider » Thu May 10, 2018 1:12 pm



more curiously... how in 2015 do you lose both your legs to gunshot wounds? this isn't loss of use, this is full on amputations.

wtf, are there county hospitals in florida or just some tents set up outside with a saw and a bottle of whiskey performing some straight up civil war era style of medicine?
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Re: Florida

Postby thephan » Thu May 10, 2018 2:17 pm

Obamacare man, you know.
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Re: Florida

Postby 1 » Tue May 15, 2018 2:50 pm

Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.
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Re: Florida

Postby Slowhand » Tue May 15, 2018 3:15 pm

This is why you can’t trust IG pictures to judge someone’s looks. The jailhouse pictures, however, never lie.
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Re: Florida

Postby JUburton » Tue May 15, 2018 3:19 pm

a hard and fast rule everyone should have on dating websites is to never swipe yes on someone who exclusively has selfies.
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Re: Florida

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue May 15, 2018 3:20 pm

1 wrote:https://heavy.com/news/2018/05/jacqueline-ades-claire-phoenix/

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Re: Florida

Postby 1 » Tue May 15, 2018 3:23 pm

I strongly suggest watching the interview. Holy Moses.
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Re: Florida

Postby Slowhand » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:09 pm

It would be better if the title of the video was "When you see it...", instead of giving it away.

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Re: Florida

Postby Uncle Milty » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:22 pm

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Re: Florida

Postby 1 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:18 pm

I’ve watched it 4 times. What am I missing?
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