Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby Phred » Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:38 am

Half a mile into my treadmill work this morning and I really had to go but decided to just suck it up and try to wait until I got to the office. It bothered me through the whole 4 miles and I felt really bloated and "full" all through the shower and drive. Now, I've been here for over 2.5 hours. haven't gone and don't really have the urgent need that I thought that I would.

I think this is a bad omen.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:58 am

wait, you showered-- presumably in a bathroom-- why did you not go then?
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:16 am

An old roommate of mine used to call his turds "sewer trout." I always thought that was pretty good, but I've never actually used the term outside of this post.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby Phred » Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:18 am

CalvinBall wrote:wait, you showered-- presumably in a bathroom-- why did you not go then?


I wanted to wait until I got to the office where I could grab a private bathroom and my phone gets a signal.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby azrider » Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:34 am

i highly recommend the opendoor app for your own personal, private bathroom experience while on the road. it's primary purpose is for buying a house and gives you almost all day access to the house for sale. It is BYOTP so be prepared. also, on weekend afternoons always take caution and close and lock the bathroom door as you may get an unexpected visitor or two.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby azrider » Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:24 pm

i swear i just went to take a #$!&@ and when i got back i found out both the phillies and sixers made future altering trades. that was one costly #$!&@.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:27 pm

a long one too apparently.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby Uncle Milty » Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:28 pm

Try some fiber so we can sign Harpado
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