Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the dick

Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:12 pm

The Progressive commercials where a kid is calling for mom because there’s a monster or whatever and Flo is in his closet. Seriously, that commercial can get #$!&@, it has led to multiple false parent needed alarms in our house tonight. #$!&@ you progressive insurance, #$!&@ you hard and fast, without any lubricant.
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:22 pm

he's never like this
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby threecount » Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:23 am

These GEICO "more" commercials are just cringe-worthy
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby Warszawa » Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:26 am

threecount wrote:These GEICO "more" commercials are just cringe-worthy


Sorry I cannot support this statement
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby Bucky » Wed May 02, 2018 8:48 pm

these comcast 'pause the internet' commercials. like devices don't have like a 30 second buffer. THEY DON'T STOP AS SOON AS YOU PULL THE INTERNET PLUG
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby mtcal » Thu May 03, 2018 7:24 am

the 2 cure auto insurance ones are over the top

-the one of the guy checking out the other guy's package when he's at the urinal
-the one where the facebook creeper talks to the girl he went to high school with 'your daughter's really gonna fill out someday' ugh
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby mtcal » Thu May 03, 2018 8:46 am

anyone live near delco get that lovely court diner ad?

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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby thephan » Thu May 03, 2018 11:43 am

Warszawa wrote:
threecount wrote:These GEICO "more" commercials are just cringe-worthy


Sorry I cannot support this statement


I was not a fan of the muscle bros, nor do I like the weird painting class, but I did like the Christmas Light edition.
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby thephan » Thu May 03, 2018 11:44 am

mtcal wrote:the 2 cure auto insurance ones are over the top

-the one of the guy checking out the other guy's package when he's at the urinal
-the one where the facebook creeper talks to the girl he went to high school with 'your daughter's really gonna fill out someday' ugh


I think I am thankful that Cure either is not licensed in the DMV or that this market is a dog so they cannot advertise here.
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby Warszawa » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:03 pm

These new Facebook commercials do a great job of reminding you how totally stupid Facebook is
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby Slowhand » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:27 pm

Doesn't make me want to punch myself in the dick or anywhere else, but every time I hear this Chantix commercial with Ray Liotta, I think it's Artie Lange.
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby mtcal » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:08 pm

anything with cars
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:54 pm

BigEd76 wrote:Why did Verizon think it was a good idea to have a kid with a lisp promote FiOS?


Followup: still annoying. "ridiculouth thpeedth for multiple devitheth". And why did the parents write the wifi password down for him if it was simple enough for the younger kids to memorize it before eating the paper?
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby slugsrbad » Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:59 pm

BigEd76 wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:Why did Verizon think it was a good idea to have a kid with a lisp promote FiOS?


Followup: still annoying. "ridiculouth thpeedth for multiple devitheth". And why did the parents write the wifi password down for him if it was simple enough for the younger kids to memorize it before eating the paper?


The younger kids live there; therefore, don't need to learn it, they know it.
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:03 pm

Right, so if they know it, how hard can it be for him to memorize it too? The mom could've been like "Hey, it's 'Dog123'." and saved the paper step
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby slugsrbad » Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:08 pm

BigEd76 wrote:Right, so if they know it, how hard can it be for him to memorize it too? The mom could've been like "Hey, it's 'Dog123'." and saved the paper step


The kids probably have it saved in any wifi device they use, that doesn't mean it's simple. They could not even actively know it anymore.
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby Bucky » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:13 pm

holy cow. did the dad just tell his kid using 'backup assist' or whatever it is to roll the boat in to the water "no pressure- that's just my favorite boat."

My FAVORITE boat? Like he has a bunch of them?

FFS.
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby Warszawa » Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:32 pm

Does dominoes have the authority to pave roads?
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby The Dude » Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:42 pm

theyr'e working with the cities so yes
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Re: Commercials that make you want to punch yourself in the

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:26 pm

They did some locally, maybe in DE in last year or so.
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