If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu May 10, 2018 1:16 pm

What's with people brushing their teeth in the bathroom at work? Why would you want to brush your teeth a foot away from someone taking a #$!&@?
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby momadance » Thu May 10, 2018 1:25 pm

Bill McNeal wrote:What's with people brushing their teeth in the bathroom at work? Why would you want to brush your teeth a foot away from someone taking a #$!&@?


Lol ... Happens 90% of the time I brick at work.
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu May 10, 2018 1:52 pm

haha, yeah that's what just prompted it, I walked out the stall and there was a guy in another stall that sounded like he was riding a dirt bike and then this dude brushing his teeth. No idea why you'd wanna do that...
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby CFP » Thu May 10, 2018 1:53 pm

Maybe a dentist appointment coming up and don't want to do it at the dentist. Other than that it should be forbidden.
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby The Dude » Thu May 10, 2018 2:48 pm

We have a guy that does bc he takes a few pipe breaks every day and brushes them after
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby pacino » Thu May 10, 2018 2:51 pm

a guy here has started to smell. he has a FUNK. he only wears two shirts and I get the feeling they aren't always washed, he doenst wash, etc

how the hell do you bring this up?
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Slowhand » Thu May 10, 2018 2:53 pm

Anonymous note on his desk.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu May 10, 2018 2:56 pm

Hang one of those little tree air fresheners off his computer monitor.
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Uncle Milty » Thu May 10, 2018 3:00 pm

pacino wrote:a guy here has started to smell. he has a FUNK. he only wears two shirts and I get the feeling they aren't always washed, he doenst wash, etc

how the hell do you bring this up?

Way back when we put a bar of soap with a "Use Me!" note on a guy's desk
Drunk and stupid is no way to be remembered but it is an easy way to forget.

But I took them away from all that. Now they work for me.
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Bucky » Thu May 10, 2018 4:11 pm

pacino wrote:a guy here has started to smell. he has a FUNK. he only wears two shirts and I get the feeling they aren't always washed, he doenst wash, etc

how the hell do you bring this up?



report him to the union rep
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu May 10, 2018 5:21 pm

Thread title reminded me of this

"That’s the Southwest Philly floater, man.
Now imagine that everything you ever imagined... is possible. - Hinkieology
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Woody » Thu May 10, 2018 7:56 pm

Big ol’ USER MEETING next week.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby PhillieMooDo » Thu May 10, 2018 11:43 pm

I go through phases at work where I'll have really cool, fun patients to work with, then just a bunch of low energy and/or severely douchey patients.

Right now it's the latter, and I want to punch myself in the face repeatedly.
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Grotewold » Fri May 11, 2018 12:34 pm

is the "my preferred pronouns" line in the email signature a thing now?

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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby pacino » Sat May 12, 2018 11:56 am

thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Soren » Sat May 12, 2018 12:04 pm

QBR: We're making a lot of money!
Also QBR: Our utilization is really bad so we're confused about how we're making so much money.
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby TenuredVulture » Sat May 12, 2018 1:04 pm

pacino wrote:is your job #$!&@?


Gonna buy the book. Thanks Pac!
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby momadance » Tue May 15, 2018 9:06 am

We sent HR requirements for a job posting. In three sentences they've managed to misspell 'experience' and two of the requirement acronyms. Smh
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby Frank Grimes » Tue May 15, 2018 11:19 am

Had a meeting on the books this morning to discuss a process tool I had built out for the team. A manager told me she thought it was perfect last week.She, myself, and my boss go into this meeting to discuss it and the manager does a complete 180, saying she doesn't think it helps and that it duplicates work for her team! Gotta watch out for this one.
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Re: If it was supposed to be fun, the wouldn't call it WORK

Postby The B1G Piece » Tue May 15, 2018 1:42 pm

momadance wrote:We sent HR requirements for a job posting. In three sentences they've managed to misspell 'experience' and two of the requirement acronyms. Smh

They literally can't do their jobs and people will shrug their shoulders. #$!&@ A.
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