The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet loons

The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet loons

Postby Slowhand » Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:37 am

Had a dream where I bought a gun. I kept it unloaded, but it would randomly load itself and, even more troubling, randomly go off. So annoying.
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Postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:11 pm

maybe it got tired of you having such a SLOWHAND on the trigger so it decided to do the job itself
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Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:15 pm

If food is going to be genetically modified they should do smart things like adding spider DNA to eggs so chickens have 8 drumsticks.
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Postby Slowhand » Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:22 pm

Even if they happen to look (somewhat) clean, rest stop restrooms are the worst smelling public restrooms.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:31 pm

We went ice skating at the ice rink at UD today and now everything on my body hurts. I am not a good ice skater
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Postby PrattRules » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:50 am

Saran wrap just ain't what it used to be.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:01 pm

PrattRules wrote:Saran wrap just ain't what it used to be.

It really isn’t!
https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a ... snt-cling/

changing the way Saran Wrap works came at a huge loss to the parent company, SC Johnson. The original wrap contained a chemical that's toxic to the planet. Polyvinylidene chloride, or PDVC, is the polymer in plastic wrap that makes it stick to itself so well. It also keeps odors in and is microwave-safe.

But right after SC Johnson acquired the product, the Food and Drug Administration started expressing concerns over products containing PDVC. (When they're burned, like they often are when trash is incinerated, they can release toxic chemicals into the environment.) So the Wisconsin-based company had to make a choice: keep the quality or continue contaminating the planet. And while that might seem like an obvious choice, many companies are not bold enough to choose planet over profit.
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Postby PrattRules » Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:11 pm

How about that!
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Postby Napalm » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:53 pm

for new years i think i might start smoking again so i can have the challenge of quitting. I'm lacking vices
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Postby Bucky » Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:03 pm

you can buy them at home depot or lowe's
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Postby Bucky » Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:16 pm

the kid's list this year was all components to build a gaming pc. specific proc, mobo, video card, cpu cooler, case, and ram and ssd/hd specs. So we started the build today. I let him do most of the the hardware work (he's never done anything like this before) and we buttoned it up, plugged it in and...booted right up. He had created a Win10 install USB stick (no instructions from me, just told him what we needed) and we plugged that in, rebooted, and the windows install started. now it's up and running. Absolutely zero problems. House will probably burn down tonight
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Postby Napalm » Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:18 pm

you can buy some lumber for the new house at home depot or lowe's
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Postby Slowhand » Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:12 pm

Napalm wrote:for new years i think i might start smoking again so i can have the challenge of quitting. I'm lacking vices


Seems like you've mastered quitting smoking. Time to step up your game and see if you can kick heroin.
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Postby Soren » Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:46 am

Slowhand wrote:Even if they happen to look (somewhat) clean, rest stop restrooms are the worst smelling public restrooms.


The KFC I worked at in high school had an unidentifiable, overwhelming smell.
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Postby MrsVox » Thu Dec 27, 2018 9:39 am

Bucky wrote:the kid's list this year was all components to build a gaming pc. specific proc, mobo, video card, cpu cooler, case, and ram and ssd/hd specs. So we started the build today. I let him do most of the the hardware work (he's never done anything like this before) and we buttoned it up, plugged it in and...booted right up. He had created a Win10 install USB stick (no instructions from me, just told him what we needed) and we plugged that in, rebooted, and the windows install started. now it's up and running. Absolutely zero problems. House will probably burn down tonight


That's awesome!
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Postby Slowhand » Thu Dec 27, 2018 9:39 am

I might have consumed entirely too much food over the last three days.
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Postby Soren » Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:59 pm

this food is too spicy
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Postby momadance » Thu Dec 27, 2018 1:04 pm

Bucky wrote:the kid's list this year was all components to build a gaming pc. specific proc, mobo, video card, cpu cooler, case, and ram and ssd/hd specs. So we started the build today. I let him do most of the the hardware work (he's never done anything like this before) and we buttoned it up, plugged it in and...booted right up. He had created a Win10 install USB stick (no instructions from me, just told him what we needed) and we plugged that in, rebooted, and the windows install started. now it's up and running. Absolutely zero problems. House will probably burn down tonight


Enjoy those Nvidia drivers.
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:21 pm

had a dream i ordered pierogies and got 4 slices of a baked potato. still pissed about it.
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