"That's what she said" featuring Phan in Phlorida

"That's what she said" featuring Phan in Phlorida

Postby Slowhand » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:20 pm

More sexual double entendres.

Tenured Vulture wrote:Nevertheless, I'm going to try to work it in
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!
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Postby CrashburnAlley » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:26 pm

swishnicholson wrote:you can have it both ways.
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Postby phatj » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:27 pm

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I used to kind of enjoy it if I just got all aggressive and crushed it as quickly as possible
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:27 pm

:lol:
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:03 pm

EndlessSummer wrote:a guy has been hitting a hammer for the last hour.
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Postby 1 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:02 pm

cartersDad26 wrote:gotta go with both Rods
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.
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Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:11 pm

cartersDad26 wrote:i suck at this
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:49 pm

kruker wrote:he knows how to use the bat.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:52 pm

Harpua wrote:It's dangerous to go too hard in either direction

...

because you can end up with egg on your face.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:14 pm

Bakestar wrote:heavy cream.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:46 pm

The Red Tornado wrote:looked like a cookie


The Red Tornado wrote:turned out to be salty.
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Postby Chuckles » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:21 am

smitty wrote:Mine is actually still working but it's leaking a little.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:42 am

Multiple possibilities from just one well crafted post...

swishnicholson wrote:It's not too late to insert Castillo's boner

swishnicholson wrote:insert Castillo's boner into the Mets

swishnicholson wrote:an obvious boner
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Postby CrashburnAlley » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:53 am

Slowhand wrote:That's not the way we did things at the Cheesecake Factory
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Postby Trent Steele » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:19 pm

CrashburnAlley wrote:
Slowhand wrote:That's not the way we did things at the Cheesecake Factory


You're bad at this
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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Postby CrashburnAlley » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:44 pm

Trent Steele wrote:You're bad at this
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Postby CrashburnAlley » Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:05 pm

mickbayne wrote:It's our fault for not having a taller pole.


Hope that passes your standards, Trent. :P
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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:20 am

mozartpc27 wrote: I sure wish I'd been able to get inside...
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh
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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:14 pm

The two men, both lefthanded, were quarreling over which hand, the top or bottom, was more important. Williams was a staunch top-hand guy. Manuel, who'd put away a few VOs, was a top-hand guy too, but only to a point. He believed the bottom hand played a more significant role than Williams was allowing.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:21 am

Monkeyboy wrote:they all have glaring holes...... not small holes, glaring ones.

"Hell yeh, sign me up for some of that."
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