Pet Peeves a new volume:

Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby The Dude » Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:14 pm

they're both dumb. just say what it is. it's broccoli or asparagus
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:22 pm

The Dude wrote:they're both dumb. just say what it is. it's broccoli or asparagus

Truth
Drunk and stupid is no way to be remembered but it is an easy way to forget.

But I took them away from all that. Now they work for me.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby phatj » Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:32 pm

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby swishnicholson » Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:37 pm

The Dude wrote:they're both dumb. just say what it is. it's broccoli or asparagus


What if it's a tuber?
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:39 pm

IT'S NOT A TUBER
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby swishnicholson » Sat Oct 27, 2018 9:54 pm

Bucky wrote:IT'S NOT A TUBER


Thank you. :-D
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Phred » Mon Oct 29, 2018 7:24 am

The Dude wrote:they're both dumb. just say what it is. it's broccoli or asparagus


What if you don't know?

"Excuse me, what kind of vegetables/veggies/veg come with the meatloaf special?"
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:02 pm

Ads for "last minute" gift ideas the first week of December.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Uncle Milty » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:21 pm

That's what you get for not buying when first displayed on Labor Day
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:14 pm

Posting links with no context.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:22 pm

So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:25 pm

How dare you.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby phatj » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:52 pm

Ending every sentence with an ellipsis.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:21 am

what's wrong with that...Image
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:04 pm

Bucky wrote:what's wrong with that...Image


It's too obscure.
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