This is the outline of the probably the most reasonable/palatable scenario I could come up with:
PHI gets: Knight and Beverly HOU gets: Nerlens PHX gets: Capella, Houston 1st or some young guy like Dekker or KJ, maybe some random 2nds from us. (We could even include TJ since he probably wouldnt play for us at this point)
Knight and Beverly can play either guard spot, are locked into reasonable deals. Both are good fits with Simmons and Embiid, but bring different skills. Brown could play a lot of different ways.
Knight/Sergio/TJ Beverly/Hendo/TLC Cov/Grant/(Hollis stays if TJ is traded) Saric/Holmes Embiid/Okafor
Injured: Simmons and Bayless Old: Brand
Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat.