Phillies Haiku

Postby Woody » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:40 pm

philliesphans dot com
here we call it the tard board
their IQs: quite low
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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Postby Eem » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:44 pm

Hamels needs slider
No, that won't help his problems
Just not a winner
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Postby phdave » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:08 am

speaking of pp
here is the original
the thread still lives on
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Postby Rev_Beezer » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:27 am

Please post something good.
Took a two-hour nap tonight.
Need something to read.
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Postby Eem » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:37 am

Bobby avoids walls
Rube avoids arbitration
Mets avoid winning
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Postby seke2 » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:23 am

A proper haiku
Is five-seven-five, my friends.
Lots of you can't count.

On another note,
Baseball begins anew soon!
Just a few more weeks.
Letting Roy Halladay loose against the National League this year was like locking a hungry wolf inside a garage full of kittens. - Neyer
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Postby Woody » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:27 am

Woody wrote:philliesphans dot com
here we call it the tard board
their IQs: quite low


i meant philaphans
but you probably knew that
so why this haiku?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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Postby smitty » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:58 pm

HillMD wrote:Most of us forgot
to correctly write haikus
in like the 3rd grade


I never knew how
to high-coo whoop whoop dee doo
in like the third grade

still don't neither and I have a degree from an ivy league school although it really isn't ivy league but rather a place known as harvard on the mississippi but i think that was a joke anyways my academic credentials aren't too swift and i never learned much of anything about poetry and stuff like that but i don't care because i don't much like poetry or high-coo or e e cummings anyways -- t s eliot either although i studied the waste land because jody foster did and i didn't want to shoot no president or nothing like that so i read the waste land instead.
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Postby Woody » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:06 pm

smitty. christ almighty
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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Postby smitty » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:14 pm

That's not a high coo
woody you dope guy you, huh
yadda yadda yad
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Postby DiamondDerby » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:09 pm

smitty wrote:
HillMD wrote:Most of us forgot
to correctly write haikus
in like the 3rd grade


I never knew how
to high-coo whoop whoop dee doo
in like the third grade

still don't neither and I have a degree from an ivy league school although it really isn't ivy league but rather a place known as harvard on the mississippi but i think that was a joke anyways my academic credentials aren't too swift and i never learned much of anything about poetry and stuff like that but i don't care because i don't much like poetry or high-coo or e e cummings anyways -- t s eliot either although i studied the waste land because jody foster did and i didn't want to shoot no president or nothing like that so i read the waste land instead.


Best writing of thread. Not even close.
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Postby DiamondDerby » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:13 pm

They teach Haiku form
Take what is fun and happy
Turn it into drear
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Postby phdave » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:35 pm

Spring training conflict:
The equipment manager;
Polanco’s hat size
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Postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:34 pm

Haiku in English
Like death metal on bagpipe:
Jarringly pointless.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

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Postby Soren » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:37 pm

thank god spring coming
february march fly by
waiting for phillies
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Postby Soren » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:40 pm

mozartpc27 wrote:Haiku in English
Like death metal on bagpipe:
Jarringly pointless.


I facebooked this, mainly because a friend at work is obsessed with japanese culture (taught english over there) and metal
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"
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Postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:52 pm

Soren wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:Haiku in English
Like death metal on bagpipe:
Jarringly pointless.


I facebooked this, mainly because a friend at work is obsessed with japanese culture (taught english over there) and metal


Ha, thanks! I also made this my Facebook status.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

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Postby Woody » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:58 pm

Ruben's Blackberry:
Constantly exploding now--
"Bang models only"
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Postby Buzhardt » Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:44 am

Leroy and Phifer:
One is in, the other out.
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