The Official Hate the Mets Thread v3.1

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:26 pm

Woody wrote:His right arm looks like it's pulling a Dave Dravecky in that picture. It doesn't look physically possible


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Postby Bakestar » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:27 pm

Trent Steele wrote:
Woody wrote:His right arm looks like it's pulling a Dave Dravecky in that picture. It doesn't look physically possible


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The East River Trout?
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Postby VFB » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:47 pm

1 wrote:
phatj wrote:
1 wrote:okay, that was awesome. i will make a gif of that if no one else has.

DO IT


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if there's time, there were also requests for howard's AB vs swindle last night. the 0-1 pitch specifically.
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Postby 1 » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:47 pm

okay, here's what i came up with:

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Postby Bucky » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:50 pm

"Dobbs" above him


coincidence :?:
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Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:52 pm

wtf is he doing? it looks like he's squatting to pee like a drunk girl in a parking lot.
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Postby smitty » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:54 pm

Bill McNeal wrote:wtf is he doing? it looks like he's squatting to pee like a drunk girl in a parking lot.


Harry Kalas doing his "Angel in the Outfield" thing. "Howdya like that one Whitey? Sorry about that Dan -- heh, heh, heh."
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Postby 1 » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:01 pm

Bill McNeal wrote:wtf is he doing? it looks like he's squatting to pee like a drunk girl in a parking lot.


darling said "it looked like he thought that ball was going to sink, and it never sank."
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Postby Bakestar » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:03 pm

Cross-posted at TGP with credit; hope you don't mind.
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Postby 1 » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:05 pm

Bakestar wrote:Cross-posted at TGP with credit; hope you don't mind.


do i ever?

well, maybe if it were carson's blog
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:29 pm

Bill McNeal wrote:wtf is he doing? it looks like he's squatting to pee like a drunk girl in a parking lot.

You've heard of the "crow hop". Well, that was the "upside-down uncoordinated frog jump".
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:48 pm

One thing though about them Mets. They lose in really interesting and amusing ways.
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Postby phatj » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:52 pm

And made even more interesting and amusing by MetsRefugees.
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Postby Bakestar » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:08 am

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:13 am

Anything that makes Mets fans hate themselves even more is fine by me. Good work, 1 and Bake
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Postby 1 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:20 am

:-)
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Postby Wizlah » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:22 am

Machinegunfunk wrote:with baseball season upon us, i'd like to encourage you to not be a #$!&@ moron and ruin this place. please don't overreact to every stupid #$!&@ mistake/bad outing/strikeout like an asshat. don't be a pathetic moron, a shrill asshat, etc.

and if you are a moron and you can't help but post #$!&@ things; don't post. do the rest of us a favor and shut the #$!&@ up.

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:26 am

But I'm pretty cheezed that that butthole Mets blog got the link and the traffic. I was the one who ripped 1 off FIRST. I deserve the accolades!
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Postby 1 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:31 am

Bakestar wrote:But I'm pretty cheezed that that butthole Mets blog got the link and the traffic. I was the one who ripped 1 off FIRST. I deserve the accolades!


they gave the sites credit:

Via The Good Phight from Back She Goes…
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Postby Bakestar » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:37 am

1 wrote:
Bakestar wrote:But I'm pretty cheezed that that butthole Mets blog got the link and the traffic. I was the one who ripped 1 off FIRST. I deserve the accolades!


they gave the sites credit:

Via The Good Phight from Back She Goes…


Yeah, he did, but the BBTF link goes to his blog.
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